Well after Bristol Rovers away on Easter Monday that is.
The land of the Black Mountain, as featured in a couple of the Daniel Craig Bond films, formerly part of Yugoslavia and happily divorced from Serbia.
A land where the Euro is the currency. But isn’t actually inside the European Union. A land where the Adriatic meanders like a river forming shallow lakes of sea apparently inland. Even though they’re still on the coast.
A land where I’ve snagged a coastal apartment for £21 a night for three nights and used up a handful of Nectar points to knock £15 off my Easyjet fares.
Cheap. Cheerful. Somewhere new.
Now I just need to hope my poorly foot heals up!