Following on from yesterday’s comments on the failings of the typical hotel shower my sister sent me the photograph above from the west London location she spent last night in.
Just in case you haven’t worked out what it is, Thomas Crapper invented a less advanced version of it many years ago.
This incarnation of the flushing toilet is so complex it even comes with its own instruction manual. I’m not taking the piss. Indeed, I’m seriously considering adding this to my bucket list!
My favourite direction from the manual reads as follows:
Press IIP for ease of defacation. Intensive water pulsiaton may help you to have ease of defacation
Wow. Just wow. Last I heard she was trying to work out how to flush.